The (un)Official Drinking Game for "TMZ Presents: UFO REVOLUTION"

Grab a 12-pack and settle in for the 3-part miniseries on Tubi

When we heard that UFO spokesman du jour Jeremy Corbell was developing a show about UFOs for Tubi, we only had one question: What the heck is Tubi? The free streaming service seemed like an odd place to reveal evidence of the UFO presence—but who are we to judge?

In the spirit of making the television medium more watchable, we took the liberty of creating a drinking game to accompany TMZ’s UFO Revolution.

If you come across anything we missed, feel free to let us know, and maybe we’ll add it into the master list. Probably not, because we’re pretty bad at following through, but there’s always a chance.

Take 1 drink:

• Any time the 2017 New York Times article is mentioned.

• Whenever David Grusch is referred to as a “whistleblower.”

• Whenever David Grusch is referred to as “Dave.”

• When footage is played from the GIMBAL, GO FAST, or TIC TAC videos.

• When someone uses the phrase “nonhuman intelligence.”

• Anytime Congressman Tim Burchett appears on camera without his glasses.

  

  Read the top line out loud, congressman.

• The first time someone who’s appeared on one of Art Bell’s radio shows is shown on screen (George Knapp, John Lear, Bob Lazar, Robert Bigelow, Richard Dolan, etc.).

Take 2 drinks:

• Whenever someone says “biologics.”

• Anytime someone says “ontological shock.”

  

• Every time Corbell drops an F-bomb.

• Whenever someone floats the “aliens as time travelers” theory.

• When someone says “100 percent.”

• The first time you see David Grusch with facial hair.

  

  Easily the best quote of the entire series.

Slam your drink:

• When Grusch says the phrase: “A cabal of government and industrial partners decided to have a truth embargo on reality.”

Bonus drinks:

• 1 drink for every unlaced hook on Corbell’s boots.

  

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